Hey there, bunny!

<<< --- This is Baby Bunny. He answers most of our emails. He loves America, and hates anyone that even dares question our glorious government. Make Baby Bunny happy by sending him an email praising America.

Note: He responds faster to emails from Israeli settlers

Email

bunny@patrolbunnies.com

Address

God Bless the United States of America

Bunnies that write together - stick together

Be Extra Adorable

You are going to look so adorable

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How to Report a Palestinian

Local Police Department

Call Your Local Police Department and tell them, "I think there's a Palestinian in my neighborhood." If you see something - say something! The soldiers fought hard for your land to stay pure. Stay pure, bunny.

Write a Letter to the White House

Let the White House know if a Palestinian is wandering about. Let them know how unhappy that makes you feel.

Here is the address to send letters to the White House:

The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue, N.W.
Washington, DC 20500

Join an HOA

Join your Local HOA and let all the neighbors know how threated you are. The Messiah can't come back if all these Palestinians wander around freely :)

Patrol Bunnies

It's all in the name, Bunny! We are the Patrol Bunnies for a reason. We keep your streets safe by shipping Palestinians off far away.

Please send us a message anytime you think you've come across a Palestinian or anyone who remotely looks Palestinian. This includes Mexicans, Syrians, Venezuelans, Cubans, Lebanese, Iraqis, Cambodians, Nigerians, Ecuadorians, and God forbid...Afghans

America is Perfect - America is the ONLY country in the world - Trust your government
America is Perfect - America is the ONLY country in the world - Trust your government
America is Perfect - America is the ONLY country in the world - Trust your government
America is Perfect - America is the ONLY country in the world - Trust your government
America is Perfect - America is the ONLY country in the world - Trust your government
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How Can I Join the Patrol Bunnies?

  • Must be American

    You must look American, and speak American. We won't consider you part of the Patrol Bunnies unless we can trust that you're 100% pure.

  • Looks Matter

    You can't look Palestinian, Lebanese, Iraqi, Syrian, or anything that may hint at supporting anti-American ideas.

  • Be Adorable

    If you can't be adorable, then what's the point? How can we possibly patrol our towns if we look like a bunch of Arabs? You have to look so adorable.

I Qualify! Give me a damn shirt!