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Rage Meter
Each collection has a Rage Meter 🌡️
The Rage Meter illustrates how angry your item will make a Zionist. The Rage Meter ranges from 1 through 5. Happy Shopping! 💥
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So Adorable
You are going to look so adorable wearing our collection 🐰
Our Collections
Use Code: SETTLER for 10% off - Expires August 10th
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Rage Meter 1-3
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Rage Meter 4-5
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Israel Kills Children - Rage Meter 💥💥💥
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Baby Bunny (Limited Quantity) - Rage Meter 💥💥💥
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Israel Kills & America Covers it Up - Rage Meter 💥💥
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Israel Bombs Hospitals - Rage Meter 3 out of 5 💥💥💥
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Israel is a TERRORIST Project - Free Palestine - Rage Meter 💥💥💥
Regular price $37.00Sale price $37.00 Regular priceUnit price / per
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Wanna Make Me Happy? - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥💥
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I Love Palestinian Resistance - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥💥
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The Messiah Hates Israel - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥💥
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Palestinians Should Build More Tunnels - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥💥
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I Love Palestinian Tunnels - Rage Meter 5 out of 5 💥💥💥💥💥
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My Mom Wants Me to Marry Someone from the Palestinian Resistance - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥💥
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Palestinian Resistance is So Adorable - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥
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Use Code: SETTLER for 10% off - Expires August 10th
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Rage Meter 4-5
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Rage Meter 1-3
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Wanna Make Me Happy? - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥💥
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I Love Palestinian Resistance - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥💥
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The Messiah Hates Israel - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥💥
Regular price $39.00Sale price $39.00 Regular priceUnit price / per -
Palestinians Should Build More Tunnels - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥💥
Regular price $39.00Sale price $39.00 Regular priceUnit price / per -
I Love Palestinian Tunnels - Rage Meter 5 out of 5 💥💥💥💥💥
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My Mom Wants Me to Marry Someone from the Palestinian Resistance - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥💥
Regular price $39.00Sale price $39.00 Regular priceUnit price / per -
Palestinian Resistance is So Adorable - Rage Meter 💥💥💥💥
Regular price $39.00Sale price $39.00 Regular priceUnit price / per
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Israel Kills Children - Rage Meter 💥💥💥
Regular price From $37.00Sale price From $37.00 Regular priceUnit price / per -
Baby Bunny (Limited Quantity) - Rage Meter 💥💥💥
Regular price $37.00Sale price $37.00 Regular priceUnit price / per -
Israel Kills & America Covers it Up - Rage Meter 💥💥
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Israel Bombs Hospitals - Rage Meter 3 out of 5 💥💥💥
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Israel is a TERRORIST Project - Free Palestine - Rage Meter 💥💥💥
Regular price $37.00Sale price $37.00 Regular priceUnit price / per
Bring Life to Your Neighborhood
Spice Up Your Life with Patrol Bunnies. So adorable! 🕺💃
🔥 Testimonials 🔥
Arrest the Palestinians. Huge Fan!
I am a huge fan of the "Arrest the Palestinians" collection. I keep the same shirt on, even when I go to bed. Jill says I look so adorable in it.
Joseph Biden
Patrol Bunnies Give Me Life!
Israeli settler here 😊, just finished stealing a Palestinians home. I decided to get me a Patrol Bunnies original. LOVE IT ❤️ and if anyone criticizes my shirt, I just call them antisemitic.
Ben Givir
Patrol Bunnies Represent
Want to be an Israeli settler? Well, you're gonna need a shirt first.
FAQs
How come Egypt won't just take the Palestinians?
Being an Israeli settler is never easy. Sometimes you want a whole neighborhood for yourself, and people won't give it to you. The best solution is to take Egypt too. Egypt is starting to sound antisemitic if you ask us!
Why Do Palestinians Resist?
We get this question a lot! We aren't sure why Palestinians resist. Resistance should be reserved for Americans, Ukrainians and other groups approved by the United States of America. As the saying by Hartford Dillonwhite goes, "Be nice to thy government, so thy government may be pleased with you."
There's a Palestinian in my neighborhood, what should I do?
Tell them you are an Israeli settler, and their house was promised to you 3,000 years ago.
Why don't you accept Returns?
We don't accept Returns at this time, and we also don't accept you returning to your homeland. Happy Shopping!
How come I feel nothing when I see Palestinians die?
That's what the American Dream is all about! Being numb to things that happen to "other" people. Feeling nothing is the best thing about being human! It's all about self-care. Make sure YOU are happy, and let the world burn 🔥 After all - that's exactly what Hawthorn Dinkleberry would've wanted! 🍓
Who are People I should not search for on Instagram?
We're glad you asked! Do not search or follow any of these people:
1. WearthePeace
2. stopzionisthate
3. docnafiakaan
4. khaledbeydoun
5. wizard_bisan1
6. alhelou.y
7. mohammed_fayq
8. jd.moha
9.. mohammedelkurd
10. nouraerakat
How can I make my government happy with me?
We're glad you asked! We've made a list of three things to focus on:
- Do not protest, and do not ask for change.
- Keep you government informed at all times of changes you notice in your neighborhood.
- Watch football, drink alcohol, and pay taxes on time.
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