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    Our dangerous collections are made to induce Rage. America First 🗽

  • Rage Meter

    Each collection has a Rage Meter 🌡️

    The Rage Meter illustrates how angry your item will make a Zionist. The Rage Meter ranges from 1 through 5. Happy Shopping! 💥

  • So Adorable

    You are going to look so adorable wearing our collection 🐰

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Our Collections

Use Code: SETTLER for 10% off - Expires August 10th

  • Rage Meter 1-3

  • Rage Meter 4-5

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Use Code: SETTLER for 10% off - Expires August 10th

  • Rage Meter 4-5

  • Rage Meter 1-3

So Adorable

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I need this coffee mug!
If anyone criticizes you - call them antisemitic
You're going to look so adorable!
If anyone criticizes you - call them antisemitic
You're going to look so adorable!
If anyone criticizes you - call them antisemitic
You're going to look so adorable!
If anyone criticizes you - call them antisemitic
You're going to look so adorable!
If anyone criticizes you - call them antisemitic
You're going to look so adorable!

Bring Life to Your Neighborhood

Spice Up Your Life with Patrol Bunnies. So adorable! 🕺💃

🔥 Testimonials 🔥

Arrest the Palestinians. Huge Fan!

I am a huge fan of the "Arrest the Palestinians" collection. I keep the same shirt on, even when I go to bed. Jill says I look so adorable in it.

Joseph Biden

Patrol Bunnies Give Me Life!

Israeli settler here 😊, just finished stealing a Palestinians home. I decided to get me a Patrol Bunnies original. LOVE IT ❤️ and if anyone criticizes my shirt, I just call them antisemitic.

Ben Givir

Patrol Bunnies Represent

Want to be an Israeli settler? Well, you're gonna need a shirt first.

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FAQs

How come Egypt won't just take the Palestinians?

Being an Israeli settler is never easy. Sometimes you want a whole neighborhood for yourself, and people won't give it to you. The best solution is to take Egypt too. Egypt is starting to sound antisemitic if you ask us!

Why Do Palestinians Resist?

We get this question a lot! We aren't sure why Palestinians resist. Resistance should be reserved for Americans, Ukrainians and other groups approved by the United States of America. As the saying by Hartford Dillonwhite goes, "Be nice to thy government, so thy government may be pleased with you."

There's a Palestinian in my neighborhood, what should I do?

Tell them you are an Israeli settler, and their house was promised to you 3,000 years ago.

Why don't you accept Returns?

We don't accept Returns at this time, and we also don't accept you returning to your homeland. Happy Shopping!

How come I feel nothing when I see Palestinians die?

That's what the American Dream is all about! Being numb to things that happen to "other" people. Feeling nothing is the best thing about being human! It's all about self-care. Make sure YOU are happy, and let the world burn 🔥 After all - that's exactly what Hawthorn Dinkleberry would've wanted! 🍓

Who are People I should not search for on Instagram?

We're glad you asked! Do not search or follow any of these people:

1. WearthePeace

2. stopzionisthate

3. docnafiakaan

4. khaledbeydoun

5. wizard_bisan1

6. alhelou.y

7. mohammed_fayq

8. jd.moha

9.. mohammedelkurd

10. nouraerakat

How can I make my government happy with me?

We're glad you asked! We've made a list of three things to focus on:

  1. Do not protest, and do not ask for change.
  2. Keep you government informed at all times of changes you notice in your neighborhood.
  3. Watch football, drink alcohol, and pay taxes on time.
Pay Your Taxes on Time - Listen to Your Government - Trust the News
Pay Your Taxes on Time - Listen to Your Government - Trust the News
Pay Your Taxes on Time - Listen to Your Government - Trust the News
Pay Your Taxes on Time - Listen to Your Government - Trust the News
Pay Your Taxes on Time - Listen to Your Government - Trust the News